Disclaimer: Do not read if you have a weak stomach, a respectable level of self-esteem, or wish to sleep well tonight.
You have been warned.
It was late 2003, and the late Chico Wang got it in his mind to get me a “blowjob budget.” He wanted to see if I could book talent to blow me while he footed the bill. And, of course, all on camera. No ‘privates’ here. I believe it was $200, and I was already given a clean bill of health from AIM testing. They were the ones who did the STD testing way back when.
Gia Paloma was beginning to build her name in the industry. You could count on a stellar scene from Gia—anytime, anywhere, with any talent. She was in the Anabolic officers for a scene with John Strong. I was already there helping out with computer work and production assistant duties. I was immediately turned on by Gia from the moment we met and had to get her in my initial Minion POV BJ scene. The camera was ready, she checked my test, and she was cool with cash money. Here’s where things get interesting: I accidentally stopped recording when I dumped my nut in her welcoming mouth.
Don’t I have a way with words?
I knew things were wrong when she got off her knees and immediately went to the restroom. To vomit. To blow chunks. To heave. I later found out that my nut butter had the consistency of tapioca and the color of yellow pudding. Chico later goofed on me about it, but got mad when I asked for repayment of the scene. “Dude, there’s no popshot. No popshot means no money”. But he then returned to goofing on me about the medical anomaly of having semen that resembled creamy squash.
