So it’s 2005, and I have about a year and a half of performing under my belt. I remember rolling around in peanut butter with a cat and having Casey urinate on me. These weren’t always fun for me, but it was a job, and I eventually got to blow a load at the end.
At this point, Chico Wang was running LukeFord.com. Luke Ford was a site, a gossip site where his zany writing focused on his duties at Anabolic and Diabolic Video. Of course, he used clips or stills from my scenes to rag on me and make me a star. It was embarrassing, but I ultimately have to take responsibility because I wanted to work in adult video, and the money was pretty good for someone with not much experience working behind the scenes.
And this is where things get a little… strange.
One evening, I got a phone call from a number I did not recognize. The voice on the other end said, “Hey Doron, this is [insert famous Hollywood actor here].” I immediately thought Chico Wang or Tony T were pulling some kind of prank on me, but I kept the conversation going out of curiosity and fascination.
Dude said, “This is really [insert famous actor here], and I want to run a job by you.” I said, “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
He basically said that he was throwing a party for his Hollywood buddies and wanted me to do a live minion scene with another female performer, and that I would be able to book the girl. I immediately thought about what I could charge, but ultimately I was concerned whether this was legitimate or not. Was I being goaded into doing something I’d regret, or was this really a somewhat famous actor from years past? I probably could have had the guy cater the live spectacle, too.
He called once or twice after that, and I think he could tell I really wasn’t interested in whatever weird Hollywood-type situation he was into. I’d like to think it was legitimate.
The reason I don’t give his name is, one, I don’t know if it was really him, and two, this blog doesn’t bring me enough money to get sued for libel. So, Mr. Hollywood, if you’re out there, my boy/girl rate just went up $1,000 in the past 21 years.
