“You must have gotten a ton of pussy working in porn.” Well, I kind of did. I mean, I was working in customer service prior to working behind the camera in adult video. And my interactions with women were not worth mentioning—I did,after all, lose my ‘V Card” in a massage parlor in some city I can’t remember. However, the mouths did open once I entered adult video in late 2003. I made my porn initiation with a recently acquired industry talent test. This was back when Adult Industry Medical (AIM) was the go-to for talents to get a clean bill of fucking health. Industry legend John Strong was shooting Scarlet O’Whora for either a Diabolic or Anabolic Video. I was asked to shoot behind the scenes, and my boss, the late Chico Wang, said, “Hey, have her give you a blowjob”. With minimal experience with women, I went up to her while she showered and waved my current test while saying, “Can you please suck my dick? My test is current.” I did this on camera to make it all nice and legal.
I really should go to law school.
She did, and I finished in her mouth. Or face. I don’t remember exactly.
Scarlet was one of many porn starlets who would slob my kosher knob. And then Chico got it in his crazy Korean mind to have me start performing on camera. But that’s another story for another day.
Anyways, the blowjobs were somewhat frequent while I was continuing my duties as Chico’s production assistant/whipping boy/ bringer of Bud Light. That motherfucker drank like a fish.
